Top 10 Ways To Cram For Finals

With the Covid-19 pandemic going on, students are scrambling to find the most productive ways to study for finals in a different environment. Here are some helpful tips for cramming for finals:

  1. Use flashcards and prepare yourself for common answers by writing “C” on half of them.
  2. Select the energy drink with the most neon.
  3. Attend Zoom office hours for your professor and remind them who your father is.
  4. Visualization is key. Picture how screwed you’re going to be.
  5. Collaboration is also key. Sprawl in the hopelessness with your friends (six feet apart, of course)
  6. Underline everything in your notes.
  7. Send your professors a bottle of fine wine.
  8. Choose CR/NC for all your classes and play Animal Crossing.
  9. Listen to “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor on repeat for at least 24 hours before your exam.
  10.  Nothing. If you’re reading this article, there’s probably no use anyway.



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