With the Covid-19 pandemic going on, students are scrambling to find the most productive ways to study for finals in a different environment. Here are some helpful tips for cramming for finals:
- Use flashcards and prepare yourself for common answers by writing “C” on half of them.
- Select the energy drink with the most neon.
- Attend Zoom office hours for your professor and remind them who your father is.
- Visualization is key. Picture how screwed you’re going to be.
- Collaboration is also key. Sprawl in the hopelessness with your friends (six feet apart, of course)
- Underline everything in your notes.
- Send your professors a bottle of fine wine.
- Choose CR/NC for all your classes and play Animal Crossing.
- Listen to “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor on repeat for at least 24 hours before your exam.
- Nothing. If you’re reading this article, there’s probably no use anyway.
