Comedy

Latest

New Restrictions On Lawn Room Signage Justified By The Fact That Thomas Jefferson Didn’t...

Julian David

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA- Lawnies are in for a rude awakening when they learn that Mr. Jefferson is the father of our country’s independence, not the...

UVA Announces Next Tuesday Will Be An “Unwellness Day” Designed Specifically To Overwork Students

Julian David

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA- Did you have a nice day Tuesday off this week? Well, next Tuesday will probably make you cry. As many of you may...

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Child Whose Popsicle Jim Ryan Admitted to Stealing

Julian David

In the conclusion of his most recent update video regarding the lifting of COVID restrictions, President Jim Ryan bizarrely went out of his way...

COVID UPDATE: Over half of saliva samples collected from prevalence testing are being used...

Julian David

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA- It’s no coincidence that sinks and showers in first-year dorms suddenly began flowing better than ever just as UVA ramped up its...

“WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR TRANSMISSION,” says man who personally sanctioned a specific group...

Ellie Wilcox

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA- After a second day of COVID cases at the University of Virginia skyrocketing to a record high, Dean Groves has released a...

JIM RYAN: “We had no idea that giving greek life permission to do something...

Ellie Wilcox

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA- In a bizarre lack of object permanence for a 200 year-old, multibillion-dollar institution, the University of Virginia has announced an “unusually large”...

WUVA, Incorporated at the University of Virginia has fostered independent, student-owned, student-operated electronic media since 1947. Although this organization has members who are University of Virginia students and may have University employees associated or engaged in its activities and affairs, the organization is not a part of or an agency of the University. It is a separate and independent organization which is responsible for and manages its own activities and affairs. The University does not direct, supervise or control the organization and is not responsible for the organization’s contracts, acts or omissions.

WUVA News has been supported by grants from The Jefferson Trust, an activity of the UVA Alumni Association, and from the
UVA Parents Fund Committee.