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Tell us your Major, and We’ll Give You a Bodo’s Order to Try

Bodo's Bagels is a beloved UVA and Charlottesville institution, but it would take well over 4 years to try every possible combination of orders...

UVA Return To Grounds Email Translator

The University has sent out a lot of different emails in accordance with the coronavirus pandemic and how classes will continue. We here at...

UVA admits record-breaking number of privileged white kids in updated early decision process

On Friday, UVA’s Office of Undergraduate Admissions announced its decisions to the first class of early decision applicants since 2006. Alongside the released decisions...

Climatologists Warn of Spike in Air Acidity After All Americans Collectively Decided to Start...

In a press release issued on March 26th, Ryan Fessler, Ph.D., Director of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), reported a significant drop...

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Child Whose Popsicle Jim Ryan Admitted to Stealing

In the conclusion of his most recent update video regarding the lifting of COVID restrictions, President Jim Ryan bizarrely went out of his way...

“All the cool kids are doing it,” Harvard president peer pressures Jim Ryan in...

On Wednesday, UVA announced its intention to switch fully to online classes for the “foreseeable future,” amid the current COVID-19 outbreak. The announcement comes just...