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Dean Groves and Jim Ryan to leave “Home Alone” style traps to impede students...

On Friday, following the University’s decision to switch to online classes in response to the outbreak of COVID-19, Dean of Students Allen Groves sent...

“WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR TRANSMISSION,” says man who personally sanctioned a specific group...

  CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA- After a second day of COVID cases at the University of Virginia skyrocketing to a record high, Dean Groves has released a...

UVA delays fall semester for 27th time, will now start June 12, 2023

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA ⁠— University of Virginia President James Ryan announced Thursday that in-person classes for the Fall 2020 semester will be delayed for the...

JIM RYAN: “We had no idea that giving greek life permission to do something...

  CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA- In a bizarre lack of object permanence for a 200 year-old, multibillion-dollar institution, the University of Virginia has announced an “unusually large”...

“There’s no space for us,” says white student at university that has multiple Starbucks

After looking for a study space for nearly three minutes this past Wednesday, white third-year student Bridgette Roberts reportedly sat down to do her...

A Comprehensive Report and Analysis of 20 Featured Male UVa Bathrooms

In my first year of attendance at the University of Virginia, I have spent a significant amount my free time utilizing the bathrooms around...